Everyone, good news! Unless you have been living in a monastery, you probably already know that 2023 will be the year that video games become popular once more. And no, I don’t tastefully mean Hades-frisky; rather, I mean insane lust on a scale that hasn’t been seen in “mainstream” gaming (whatever that means) since the Night Trap and Leisure Suit Larry days.
Jiggle physics has been updated for a more refined era in Baldur’s Gate 3. In a variety of mature scenarios, the well-toned cheeks in Final Fantasy XVI are seen. That is a significant divergence from many recent films and television series.
Thankfully, it seems that this trend isn’t going to stop anytime soon. This is due to the release of the Grand Theft Auto 6 trailer. And there is a ton of T&A. A woman is twerking on the car’s top. Everywhere you look, bikinis are on display. Make It Rain Mondays are real, we can confirm that.
In other scenes of this ninety-second teaser, wiry old men in speedos watering the lawn, attractive women on boats, and even what looks like our main characters getting down to business are seen. Even the little features, like police billboards with the message “Wanted for panty sniffing,” are easy to overlook.
Despite being a part of Florida, Miami—the real-life model for Vice City in Grand Theft Auto—is a rather seductive city in real life. Waylon Smithers would shudder in terror at the Grand Theft Auto VI trailer, with its bosoms and bottoms jiggling in every direction imaginable.
And to be honest? That is how things ought to be. Of course, during the game, there may be some amusement park shenanigans. But it’s good to see that GTA is still exclusively for adults after ten years of waiting. Granted, this game has only lasted a minute and a half, and there is still a long way to go until 2025. However, it’s already evident that Rockstar is not making this sequel age-appropriate.
